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October 29th, 2008, 04:24 PM
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 Happy Halloween! (almost)
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he sees the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping. clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP. clappity-BUMP... With the casket on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, The coffin stops.
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October 29th, 2008, 08:02 PM
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*** groan *** 
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October 29th, 2008, 08:32 PM
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LOL! Sorry, I know I know it's a bad bad bad joke (shame on you Sadie  ) but you can't help but chuckle just a little. 
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October 29th, 2008, 09:45 PM
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| Re: Happy Halloween! (almost) ahh.. I can't even understand it... where's the joke there?..  
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October 29th, 2008, 10:04 PM
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October 29th, 2008, 10:08 PM
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October 29th, 2008, 11:04 PM
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I think the "bad humor" gene runs in my family. We all love stupid jokes, lol. My favorite joke that I just have to laugh at every time is: What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE?  Okay, no more, I swear!
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October 30th, 2008, 01:27 AM
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Heh, cheesy jokes are some of the best! I hadn't heard that one before and I was sitting thinking why the hell would you through cough syrup at a damn coffin thats coming at you. And then the last line, and I was like "oh geez, heh."
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October 31st, 2008, 12:35 AM
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Lol! Happy Halloween to you, too.
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