poems that dont rhyme

[DerekReleford]

I smoke drugs quite frequently.
I'm a wigger in training.
I never pay my bills.
I think most humans suck.
I like pop music a little too much.
I'm pretty lazy.
I'm a glutton.
I'm a sloth on my day's off.
I get drunk after 3 beers.
I have terrible credit.
I get nervous when people are around.
I'm not as perverted as I used to be.
I try not to watch porn.
I watch a lot of porn.
I believe in god.
I don't believe in your god.
This wasn't an invite to talk about your/my god.
I'm glad firefox corrects my spelling.
I dropped out of high school when I was 17.
I got my diploma after my girlfriend at the time finished all my school work.
I got a full ride scholarship and stopped showing up after 3 weeks.
I know Oswald didn't kill Kennedy.
I think Bill Hicks was a prophet.
I think George Carlin is the smartest man alive.
I would suck dicks to hang with Henry Rollins.
I used to be racist.
I grew up in Kansas.
I wanted to move far away since the beginning.
I find myself missing home.
But not enough to go back.
I'm in love with Anna.
We're gonna get married.
We're gonna have a baby someday.
My kid's social acceptance isn't looking good.
Shitty dad's produce incredible fathers.
School isn't for everyone.
I wouldn't make it in prison.
I haven't paid my taxes in 3 years.
I have a maxed out credit card I have never made a payment on.
I have some sort of anxiety disorder.
I frequent emergency rooms concerning fictitious ailments.
I never pay for them.
Call me old fashioned but x-ray's shouldn't cost $2,000.
I'm a chubby chaser.
I caught my favorite one.
I suck at texting.
I envy normal people.
I wish I didn't know any better.
I have been in 1 fight.
He won.
I like melted cheese.
I'm starting to like television.
My memory isn't what it used to be.
My penis has either gotten smaller or my hand has gotten bigger.
Most pop songs last longer than me in bed.
I was filmed loosing my virginity.
I used to lie a lot.
I used to listen to Carman.
I accidentally live in Virginia.
Modest Mouse is probably the best band ever.
Morose Ghost is probably the best band ever.
The Royal Tenenbaums is probably the best movie ever.
I once had a moment of nostalgia in Matt Randolphs car.
Curtis was there, Jess had a beanie on.
I once did lawn work for a living.
I worked at Pizza Hut several times.
I used to work for Seaboard Farms injecting pigs with flu vaccines.
I moved to Oklahoma city once with $8.
I moved home a week later.
I have lived in Pennsylvania.
I have lived in Hayes KS.
I have lived in Garden City KS.
I have lived in Liberal KS.
I have lived in Raleigh NC.
I have lived in Norman OK.
I once gave CPR to my dog slater.
He lived.
I had a cat names Jesus.
I cheated on my girlfriend at the time.
She punished me by giving Jesus to her friend.
Her friend's husband manufactured crank.
The fumes made Jesus sick,
Her husband shot Jesus in the face.
That was gay.
I had a 2nd cat.
His name was Jonas.
He lives on a farm in south western KS.
I had a dog named Gus.
He was my nigga.
His life was taken by a bumper.
I was really stoned when I noticed he was missing.
I laughed about it.
I cried the next day.
Marijuana isn't always a gateway drug.
I don't think I was molested as a child.
I'll find out in my 30's in a crippling flash back.
My Birth Father is the collest guy on the planet.
My birth Father is a horrible father.
I hate my dad.
My step father is my father.
He doesn't agree with my lifestyle.
He loves me none the less.
He has a mustache.
As do I.
I'm thinking of shaving tonight.
I have to wake up in 6 hours.
I have to go to work with Colen.
We got in a argument.
We talked it out.
I love him.
Anna is texting me for the 2nd time.
It's my bed time.



I noticed the increasing volume of surveys being filled out by my friends. I think surveys are pretty gay.

This should answer any questions you have about me.

I'm pretty simple. Don't loan me money.

Derek Releford

MySpace.com - The Derek Releford Show - Raleigh, North Carolina - Garage / Down-tempo / Dutch pop - www.myspace.com/derekrelefordshow
YouTube - trevinoband's Channel

[ffnstuff]

I dont get this post, but here are some good poems

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