What blog would you make if your life depended on getting 1 million visitors in 1 year?

[kirbybowl]

Suppose you are in this theoretical situation:
A psychotic killer has captured you and will spare your life if you can create a blog from scratch and get 1 million unique visitors in 1 year.

You are given a choice of a domain name and web hosting which can support scripting and databases (ASP.NET, PHP, MySQL, wordpress, etc.) and some basic web development tools like Photoshop, Dreamweaver, etc. You are given the additional restriction that your site cannot host or display illegal content (such as streaming video or BitTorrent links) or pornography as the psycho believes that is cheating.

Using your personal knowledge and the wisdom attained from the Bloggeries Forum, what type of blog would you make? How would you advertise this blog?

If you think this scenario is unreasonable, change the challenge to what blog would you make for 1 million unique visitors in a year.

[bobbytoat]

that will be tough, usually illegal stuffs and pornography attracts most visitors hehe...