Funny fact about 16 year old school kids

[maccam87]

hey this is true results from an exam results for 16 year olds in the uk.

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in the U.K.

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)....


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q.. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.


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[sharecash10]

what is these ??? questions for what ???

[maccam87]

if you read at the start they are real exam questions and what the 16 year old kids put as answers lol

[Crazyhorse]

Just for fun. Hahahah! Really funny. I wonder that there were answers like these!

[maccam87]

they are true answers from a exam in the uk by 16 year olds.

[Chrisg]

Love it. Just hope none of them were my answers.

[rypher21]

i enjoy reading...
at first i was wonderin about the questions..:P lol

[Zoe Robinson]

And they still try to claim that exams aren't getting easier, children are getting smarter.

Having said that, some of those answers show a clear knowledge of certain subjects; just not the subjects they're being tested on. I'm looking at you, Roman History Kid.

[Sykez]

Hehe! Wow. That's quite funny.

[maccam87]

funny but interesting haha