The 20 Spam-Free Posts Game

[AllieB]

EDIT: THIS IDEA IS HEAVILY DEPENDENT UPON YOUR PARTICIPATION.

If we work together, we can knock out our 20 spam-free posts in no time while also writing a story about... well it's probably going to end up being about totally inappropriate sexual situations intermixed with epic battle sequences and massive explosions because that's just how these things go.

Anyway, if you want to be awesome and get your 20 posts done while talking about explosions and battles and dragons, you should add to the story. Just try to make it at least somewhat coherent and appropriate for the forum. If you say "u" or "ur" at any point, you lose eight-thousand points and your submission will be shunned.

Chapter 1:

Once upon a time, there was a half-dragon, half-centaur, half-shark, half-sloth and that's not technically how fractions work, but it's my story so you should take your judgments elsewhere.

Anyway, one day the animal, whose name was Mr. Tinycheeks, woke up and realized that he was in love with the King's daughter, Kathy. This was a problem because the King was not fond of interracial relatioships and if Kathy hooked up with Mr. Tinycheeks, that would pretty much be the most interracial relationship ever. Especially since Kathy was half-Mexican, half-Chinese, half-Irish, half-Black, half-Klingon and half-Orc.

Also, Mr. Tinycheeks was prone to unpredictably mauling people, so he had that against him too.

Despite his shortcomings, Mr. Tinycheeks wasn't about to let love pass him by. He devised a plan in which...

[AllieB]

... he would kidnap Kathy and tie her up in his basement and then call the King on his iPhone and tell him that he was holding his daughter ransom and if he ever hoped to see her again, he would have to let Mr. Tinycheeks marry her.

However, the plan was not without a few minor problems...

[AllieB]

... The main problem was that if Mr. Tinycheeks kidnapped Kathy, the King would be all and then Mr. Tinycheeks would be like and Kathy would look at Mr. Tinycheeks and go and then Mr. Tinycheeks would be like "why doesn't anything ever work out the way I want it to????" And the King would say "Probably because you resort to criminal violence to get your way and that usually doesn't end well for anyone..."

And everybody would learn an important lesson about being a good person except for the King would still be a bigot.

No, Mr. Tinycheeks would have to think of a new plan...

[AllieB]

Are you guys seriously going to make me write the entire Mr. Tinycheeks epic all by myself?

[Melody]

I find it difficult enough to dilligently write a blog - Fiction is not my strength! Sorry! You could play in the "big ol' comment thread" and write comments and post there - That would both get comments on your blog and get you closer to the 15 posts you need.

Big old comment thread!

^ (Be sure to read the rules - Comment on the blog of the last person in the thread, and then the next person comments on yours. What happens is that there is always an exchange of comments. So comments on last person's blog. Post that you commented and give a link to your blog. And the next person who comes along will comment on your blog!)

[RagsToRich]

Allie didn't get too far in racking up those posts did she?

[JBao]

I really thought her blog was titled "WELCOME TO THE MOST FESTIVE FUCKING BLOG EVER"

I kind of fell in love til I realized the title wasn't as rad. I saw sparks.

[QuirkyJessi]

Aww. I like your idea, but on this kind of forum, you're probably better off just finding a few threads on your own to post to or creating new threads with questions.

[JBao]

write more. i was enjoying it.

[RateMyBlog]

Will we ever find out what happend to Mr Tinycheeks?