cellphonitis-talking while cell phone drives

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according to the surgeon general and several tabacco companies, cellphonitis is the leading cause of death in stupid people.brought on by frequent cell phone usage the most notable symptom includes the inability to stop blabbing and detach oneself from cell phones even in the most life threatening situations such as interstates, high speed escalators, and the express lane at Walmart.carriers of cellphonitis are rude, reckless, highly inconsiderate people.most reside in cities like New York but cellphonitis is highly contagious and is quickly making its way through major cities world wide.

as addictive as nicotine and twice as deadly as AIDS, the pentagon, FBI and CIA have labeled this issue a matter of heightened natural security since it is a derivitive of terrorism in its final, most careless stage.. ..
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